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Don’t be confused. Read On

Posted on October 11, 2021 by Roger Harmston Posted in Terroir Leave a comment

Don’t be confused.  Two different titles but the same story.

“The Yukon is a wonderful country for men and dogs, but it kills women and horses.” At least that was what Amy Wilson was told.

Entitled When Days are Long: A Nurse in the North, by Wilson, who was a registered nurse in the Yukon from 1949 to 1951. In its original release in 1965, the book was titled No Man Stands Alone, and the American release came out under the title A Nurse in the Yukon many years later.

Regardless of which version you might be reading, the story remains the same.

Amy Wilson, who had been a practitioner in various isolated communities in northern Alberta, was hired to fill the job of public health nurse along the Alaska Highway and in the Yukon caring for 3,000 indigenous people in an area covering 50 million hectares.

In 1950, northern roads were crude; Aircraft weren’t as reliable as they are today, and communications were far less sophisticated. Despite all these drawbacks, she provided care for the sick and ailing to the best of her ability, delivered with compassion and understanding.

This book is a great read, and I heartily recommend it.

Class is in session

Posted on October 10, 2021 by Roger Harmston Posted in Humour Leave a comment

Basking in Slimness

Posted on October 9, 2021 by Roger Harmston Posted in Terroir Leave a comment

Me thinks the Goddess of Wine has put us on a diet.


The first offering in Mystery Case #12 actually has a Nutritional Label on the back!


Zero % Fat, Zero % Carbs, 0.4% Protein, and only 140 calories per ¾ cup. And 0 grams of  sugar.

Full Flavour.  crisp and refreshing. 

OK so you’re supposed to act like a verb:  and lie or relax in pleasant warmth or atmosphere; and revel in, and take pleasure and enjoyment. I can work with this.


Bask worked very well with grilled chicken thighs and roasted yam wedges and a cool coleslaw.


We will remind you to come back to this one next summer. 

Signed: “His Svelteness”


Bask Crisp Rose

$11.99

12% Alcohol

UPC: 00063657042052

mystery case nutritional label Rose

Walkabout

Posted on October 8, 2021 by Roger Harmston Posted in Photography Leave a comment

    The Statements made about Car Owners

    Posted on October 7, 2021 by Roger Harmston Posted in Humour Leave a comment

    Acura Integra           – I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars

    Acura Legend            – I’m too bland for German cars

    Acura NSX               – I am impotent

    Audi 90                 – I enjoy putting out engine fires

    Buick Park Avenue       – I am older than 34 of the 50 states

    Cadillac Eldorado       – I am a very good Mary Kay salesman

    Cadillac Seville        – I am a pimp

    Chevrolet Camaro        – I enjoy beating the hell out of people

    Chevrolet Chevette      – I like seeing people’s reactions when I tell them I    have a ‘Vette

    Chevrolet Corvette      – I’m in a mid-life crisis

    Chevrolet El Camino     – I am leading a militia to overthrow the government

    Chrysler Cordoba        – I dig the rich Corinthian leather

    Datsun 280Z             – I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well

    Dodge Dart              – I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower

    Dodge Daytona           – I delivered pizza for four years to get this car

    Ferrari Testarossa      – I have problems performing in bed

    Ford Fairmont           – (See Dodge Dart)

    Ford Mustang            – I slow down to 85 in school zones

    Ford Crown Victoria     – I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them

    Geo Storm               – I will start the 11th grade in the fall

    Geo Tracker             – I will start the 12th grade in the fall

    Honda del Sol           – I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all

    Honda Civic             – I have just graduated and have no credit

    Honda Accord            – I lack any originality and am basically a lemming

    Infiniti Q45            – I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending

    Isuzu Impulse           – I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports

    Jaguar XJ6              – I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year

    Kia Sephia              – I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu

    Lamborghini Countach    – I only have one testicle

    Lincoln Town Car        – I live for bingo and covered dish suppers

    Mercury Grand Marquis   – (See Lincoln Town Car above)

    Mercedes 500SL          – I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph

    Mercedes 560SEL         – I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole

    Mazda Miata             – I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler

    MGB                     – I am dating a mechanic

    Mitsubishi Diamante     – I don’t know what it means either

    Nissan 300ZX            – I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.

    Oldsmobile Cutlass      – I just stole this car and I’m going to make a fortune off the parts

    Peugeot 505 Diesel      – I am on the EPA’s Ten Most Wanted List

    Plymouth Neon           – I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena

    Pontiac Trans AM        – I have a switchblade in my sock

    Porsche 911 Turbo       – I have a three inch thingie

    Porsche 944             – I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me

    Rolls Royce Silver Shadow – I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal

    Saturn SC2              – (See Honda Civic)

    Saab 9000               – “Dave, you have been spared today”

    Subaru Legacy           – I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior   than Isuzu

    Toyota Camry            – I am still in the closet

    Volkswagon Beetle – I still watch Partridge Family reruns

    Volkswagon Cabriolet    – I am out of the closet

    Volkswagon Microbus     – I am tripping right now

    Volvo 740 Wagon         – I am frightened of my wife

    Volkswagen Corrado      – I was tired of repair bills on my Porsche 944

    Land Rover – I cannot distinguish fantasy from reality.

    Land Cruiser – I secretly like monster truck shows, but never go.

    Honda Odyssey – I think 4WD means something about engine improvement.

    Acura NSX – I worship Car & Driver’s opinion. 

    Acura Integra V/TEC – I am afraid to admit that I love driving.

    BMW Isetta – I finally found an outlet for my repressed freakiness.

    BMW 1800ti – Obscure carburator variations are interesting to me.

    BMW 1600/2 – I have a 1.6 liter engine block under my house.

    BMW 2002 – Deep in my personality is a half-repaired fissure.

    BMW 2002 (13″ wheels) – I don’t enjoy driving fast

    .BMW 2002 (14″ wheels) – I feel nervous without spare parts in the trunk.

    BMW 2002 (15″ wheels) – I never admit when I get passed by newer cars.

    BMW 316 – I am pennywise and pound-foolish.

    BMW 320 – I enjoy mentioning my car’s marque to acquaintances.

    BMW 325e – Impulse-buy supermarket racks have no appeal to me.

    BMW 325is – In the end, I repress my true desires and compromise.

    BMW 325ix – I own many gadgets that are fun but not quite useful.

    BMW M3 (E30 = early) – Passing me is a severe personal insult.

    BMW 850i – To me, ‘sports car’ means the car you drive to golf.

    BMW M3 (new) – I believe sports cars SHOULD have power windows.

    BMW 7-series – I have never even heard of a “hood latch”.

    BMW 318                 – Hey it’s a Bimmer, so what if it’s slower than your mom’s caddy.

    BMW 325                 – I eat Hondas for lunch.

    BMW 525                 – See BMW 318.

    BMW M5  – I love drag racing, but I need 4 doors.

    BMW 6-series  – I love drag racing, but I hate 4 doors.

    BMW 7-series  – I have long legs.

    BMW 8-series  – I want a Ferrari, built in Germany.
    Kawasaki Ninja (spotless) – I enjoy pretending I have a deathwish.

    Kawasaki Ninja (scraped) – I have a deathwish.

    BMW Boxer (R75) – I am afraid of the future.

    Perspectives found

    Posted on October 6, 2021 by Roger Harmston Posted in Terroir Leave a comment

    You know you are on the right track when you become uninterested in looking back.

    What would you try if you had no fear?

    “Never underestimate a child’s ability to get into more trouble.” – Martin Mull“

    Age and Corruption beats Youth and Beauty every time.” …Tony Bourdain 

    “Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don’t.” – Pete Seeger“

    If you don’t make mistakes, you’re not working on hard enough problems.”- Frank Wilczek

    ELECTION REVEALS SIMPLE TRUTHS

    The election results for 2013 have borne out two simple truths:  Nice guys finish last and polls are for exotic dancers.


    The hardest thing in life is knowing which bridges to cross and which bridges to burn.


    About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends. — Herbert Hoover


    The problem with designing something that’s totally idiot proof is that society is always designing a better idiot ~Steve Jobs


    Don’t hire a person with single digit handicap in golf.  They will never have time to work.


    Shouldn’t there be a course taught on how to read the handwriting on the wall?

    How Posters used to be done

    Posted on October 5, 2021 by Roger Harmston Posted in Art Leave a comment

    Of Mice and Men

    Posted on October 4, 2021 by Roger Harmston Posted in Music Leave a comment

    CCR – Have you seen the Rain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixmvEtQyzvs


    Go Ask Alice, I think she’ll know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0


    Scott McKenzie’s Flower Power https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I0vkKy504U


    I’d love to see you tonight –  ED JFC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8RShs00yR0

    Tending to Trends

    Posted on October 3, 2021 by Roger Harmston Posted in Humour Leave a comment

    Delicious by another name

    Posted on October 2, 2021 by Roger Harmston Posted in Terroir Leave a comment

    The warm South of Spain, Jumilla Region, produces this delicious 100% organic Monastrell (if you were next door in France you’d call the grape Mourvedre).


    Our award winner has no added sulphurs.


    Crisp but not intense, and very full bodied. The tannins are smooth and well integrated, giving a very more-ish finish – as in … give me more.


    Delicious with game. Served room temperature (warm). Excellent choice.

    Carta Roja Selection Reservada  Monastrell

    $19.99

    Jumilla Monastrell mystery case Spain
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