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Posted on November 12, 2021 by Roger Harmston Posted in Humour

“Isn’t it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?”


I don’t have kids so I wanna take my dog to the zoo. Why shouldn’t he get to see an elephant?


Walked in on 10 sneaking Halloween candy and when I asked her what she’s doing, she looked me dead in the eye and said, “Practicing.”


After my son asked my daughter to play “dragon ninjas” i walked over and got the box of band-aids without a second thought


Oh I get it, you think you’re better than me cuz your kid has both shoes on.


I caught my husband eating the last Reese’s candy. First of all, that’s our son’s candy. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

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