First rule of maintaining a healthy marriage while parenting an infant is nothing that’s said between 1:00am and 5:00am can be held against you.
Always nice to see my son’s apple return home from it’s daily school outing.
Everyone has their strengths. Mine is picking the grocery store checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a grocery store checkout line before in their life.
My family needs therapy after a very traumatic 2nd grade math assignment.
My 8 year old brought a whistle home for his 6 year old sister so he’s grounded in a room with her until college.
“Oh, I do like Chinese food!” -My 6yo, eating chicken fingers & fries from The Imperial Bamboo kid’s menu.
if a take out meal feeds me at least three times i consider it groceries.
Parenting is a delicate balancing act where you need to teach your kids numbers but not well enough that they’re able to tell the time when you send them to bed early
I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older and she laughed so hard she cried a little.
You have 2 post-graduate degrees, she reassured herself, losing another argument to her kid over how to spell Thursday.
did you know you can just buy bags of halloween candy with no intentions of giving any to trick or treaters? all the candy. all for you. totally legal.
My save for later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.3 million dollars.