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Posted on April 1, 2022 by Roger Harmston Posted in Humour

What position is it in soccer where my kid tries to find a four leaf clover?


Me: I’m struggling with some demons today Wife: I thought I told you to stop calling our kids that
me: how is your pancake, bud? 3yo, rubbing the pancake on his face: it’s soft


Yesterday: 4yo sees one lone ladybug in the house. This morning at drop off: 4 announces to his teachers and classmates that he lives “in a home FULL of bugs.”


I love how unabashedly kids make friends at the park. My daughter: My mom is over there (points). She dyes her hair. New friend: That’s my mom there (points). She’s 46 and she’s on a diet.


Some days parenting is really fun. Some days parenting is hard because your kid has decided they’re a dog and will only respond to you if you pretend they’re a dog.

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