What position is it in soccer where my kid tries to find a four leaf clover?
Me: I’m struggling with some demons today Wife: I thought I told you to stop calling our kids that
me: how is your pancake, bud? 3yo, rubbing the pancake on his face: it’s soft
Yesterday: 4yo sees one lone ladybug in the house. This morning at drop off: 4 announces to his teachers and classmates that he lives “in a home FULL of bugs.”
I love how unabashedly kids make friends at the park. My daughter: My mom is over there (points). She dyes her hair. New friend: That’s my mom there (points). She’s 46 and she’s on a diet.
Some days parenting is really fun. Some days parenting is hard because your kid has decided they’re a dog and will only respond to you if you pretend they’re a dog.