Underestimate me — That’ll be fun

Don’t piss off old people – The older we get, the less “Life in Prison” is a deterrent

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!  – – Mae West

I had my Patience Tested. I’m Negative

Lazy is a very Strong word.
I like to call it “Selective Participation”

Your secrets Are safe With me
Because There’s a Good chance I was not Listening

That’s a Horrible Idea…
What time?

I’m not Completely Useless,
I can be Used as a Bad example

Due to unfortunate Circumstances,
I am awake.

They call me Pi 
Because I’mIrrational and
I don’t know When to stop

Who let Me adult?
I can’t Adult.