Parenting books should be legally required to display the number of children the author has.

Almost time to put up the Christmas lights or, as my kids call it, “Swear Day.”

People who don’t blur their backgrounds on video calls are just bragging that they don’t have kids.

4: Let’s hunt turkeys, Daddy. Me: How do we do that? 4: Put up a big sign that says, “Come here, Turkeys!” I might be raising Elmer Fudd.

3.5 *Two hours after bedtime: MOOOMMMYYY Me: what’s wrong!!!?!? 3.5: what animals don’t have teeth?

Tell your teenager to clean them out of their room now so you will have enough cups and dishes for Thanksgiving.

My favourite part of parenting right now is that my 4 year old keep making plans to go to his friend’s house after school but doesn’t tell us, his parents, or even his friend, and then loses his mind when it doesn’t actually happen, what’s yours?

When my son was born, I knew that I would love him forever, with a slight break between 12 and 21.