Ok I’m gonna start books as soon as I finish the internet.

Grandparents are so wild. My son was crying that he wanted apple juice tonight and my mom was like “I’ll run to the store real quick! It’ll just take a second!”

4 year old is livid because she thought we were travelling by FAIRY.. not FERRY

I’m a mom to teens, so I just added sigh and eye roll interpreter to my resume.

I’m sorry for what I said while I was installing the car seat.

My 5yo won an argument with me by saying “I’m just going to agree with myself”

I was a horrible mother today and told my children that I hated their artwork. Well, what I really said was, ‘Please don’t color on the walls’ but apparently it’s the same thing.

I get it toddlers, I too can be pacified with a book and a sippy cup.